Top 10 Reasons NOT to try Chiropractic

The Top-10 Reasons Not To Try

Snyder Family Chiropractic

10. "I LIKE MY RIGHT SHOULDER HIGHER THAN MY LEFT." It is easy to notice how out of balance people are. I know a tailor who can cover it up.

9. "THE TINGLING & NUMBNESS IN MY FINGERS IS ACTUALLY STARTING TO FEEL GOOD." If you're lucky, you'll have surgery to try to correct it someday.

8. "THESE HEADACHES I HAVE ARE NORMAL. THEY SAY SO ON THAT DRUG AD ON TV." Headaches are not normal, regardless what the drug companies say.

7. "TELLING PEOPLE THAT I GOT THIS LIMP IN THE WAR MAKES ME AN INSTANT HIT AT PARTIES." Low back and leg pain may get you sympathy, but it is certainly no party.

6. "A FRIEND OF A GUY AT WORK SAID HIS AUNT'S SISTER-IN-LAW'S OLDER BROTHER WAS HURT BY A CHIROPRACTOR." Chiropractic is beyond a doubt the safest of all the healing professions, documented with the lowest malpractice insurance premiums to prove it.

5. "MY NECK FEELS FINE. SO WHAT IF I CAN'T TURN MY HEAD TO THE LEFT, IT'LL GET BETTER." It may get better, probably at the expense of something else. Chiropractic restores motion.

4. "SURGERY MAKES MORE SENSE TO ME. I'VE ALREADY HAD MY GALLBLADDER CUT OUT, AND I'M SURE THE DOCTOR WOULDN'T REMOVE ANYTHING I REALLY NEED." I'd rather attempt to restore health to sick tissue than surgically remove it, but of course I'm one of those crazy people who change oil in my car before the engine blows up.

3. "BACK SPASMS ARE A GREAT EXCUSE FOR WHY I MISSED THAT 3-FOOT GOLF PUTT." Muscle spasms are merely a symptom of a larger underlying problem.

2. "IF I STOPPED USING ALL THESE DRUGS MY PRESCRIPTION CARD WOULD GO TO WASTE." All drugs have ill-effects. Only you can decide if the risks are worth the benefits.

1. "THIS RINGING IN MY EARS DROWNS OUT MOTHER'S SWING’IN TO THE OLDIES RECORDS." Many people have found relief from headaches, tinnitus, asthma, leg pain and a variety of other disorders the safe, natural way with Chiropractic.